Hi-5
So the great novel-writing in a month marathon is over and you must be desperate to know how I've got on. The fact that I've no updated this blog for a month gives you a good idea of how much writing I've done on Fish in a Cold Dish (provisional title only).
I actually forgot about the whole thing for days 1 and 2, but managed to write the complete opening chapter on day 3 and didn't looked back after that.
The final word count, which you can compare against the target of FIFTY THOUSAND, is a massive four hundred and eighty three words.
Well done Nobby.
Why no finish?
Well, I wasn't organised or motivated. And I've had the kitchen tiling to do. And Brian Lara's cricket on PS2. And Hi-5 to watch.
My aussie reader, and any dad's who happen to watch Channel 5 at 7.15 in the morning, probably know all about Hi-5. It's a great aussie kids show that features five smiling guys (2) and gals (3) singing, dancing and performing bad acting for the cameras. You if want to get up in the morning, I recommend watching it for Kathleen alone.
Whoa. She's hot.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Another Day, Another Doomsday
I love Doomsday scenarios. Documentaries on super-volcanoes eradicating North America and causing a nuclear winter; asteriods wiping us out with no warning; the Canary Islands falling into the sea and cauing a tsunami big enough to swamp the East Coast; terrorists detonating WMDs; and of course, Global Warming. All things that frankly we can't really do much about, so all you can do is shrug your shoulders, accept the risks and get on with life.
However, this article from the weekend's Sunday Times Magazine has really got to me.
Go read it. It's damn scary. Oil could run out within 10 years according to one Swedish University. The most optimistic professional assessment of oil stocks gives us 40 years.
Then check out the latest business pages from the BBC or whatever news site you use. Read about how increasing oil prices are pushing up US inflation at incredible rates, right now. Increased inflation means increased interest rates. It doesn't take a fool to realise that our mortgage repayments will be going through the roof, that our banked savings will become worthless, that saving for a pension becomes a waste of time.
Add in the fact that long before the oil actual runs dry, you won't be able to afford to drive to work, what are you going to do? Work locally? Same thing for food. It's too expensive to distribute by truck, so you need to find locally produced foodstuff. Businesses will fold. Society will break down faster than New Orleans.
You need to:
Learn survival skills
Learn to ride a horse
Learn martial arts
Buy a gun and learn how to use it
Buy a moutain bike
Buy an archery set and learn how to use it
Dig up the backgarden and plant vegetables and fruit trees
Fortify your property
Stockpile canned food, drinking water and medicine
Be prepared to kill someone for a can of dog food
Welcome to the Mad Max Scenario.
I am seriously freaked out!
I love Doomsday scenarios. Documentaries on super-volcanoes eradicating North America and causing a nuclear winter; asteriods wiping us out with no warning; the Canary Islands falling into the sea and cauing a tsunami big enough to swamp the East Coast; terrorists detonating WMDs; and of course, Global Warming. All things that frankly we can't really do much about, so all you can do is shrug your shoulders, accept the risks and get on with life.
However, this article from the weekend's Sunday Times Magazine has really got to me.
Go read it. It's damn scary. Oil could run out within 10 years according to one Swedish University. The most optimistic professional assessment of oil stocks gives us 40 years.
Then check out the latest business pages from the BBC or whatever news site you use. Read about how increasing oil prices are pushing up US inflation at incredible rates, right now. Increased inflation means increased interest rates. It doesn't take a fool to realise that our mortgage repayments will be going through the roof, that our banked savings will become worthless, that saving for a pension becomes a waste of time.
Add in the fact that long before the oil actual runs dry, you won't be able to afford to drive to work, what are you going to do? Work locally? Same thing for food. It's too expensive to distribute by truck, so you need to find locally produced foodstuff. Businesses will fold. Society will break down faster than New Orleans.
You need to:
Learn survival skills
Learn to ride a horse
Learn martial arts
Buy a gun and learn how to use it
Buy a moutain bike
Buy an archery set and learn how to use it
Dig up the backgarden and plant vegetables and fruit trees
Fortify your property
Stockpile canned food, drinking water and medicine
Be prepared to kill someone for a can of dog food
Welcome to the Mad Max Scenario.
I am seriously freaked out!
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Total Football: Come on you Herons!
My nephew Jacob is playing his first season of competitive football. If you'd like a new team to support, please let me introduce you to Hernhill Herons, sponsored by Dawes, who play in the Faversham & District Under 7's friendly league. They have their own stats page -- complete with match reports -- on the Football Association Fulltime website [You need to pull down the Division tab to show Under 7's]. Jacob, George and Joe represent the spine of the team, and are Hernhill's very own Terry, Lampard and Rooney. My brother is the coach and tactical mastermind behind the teams early success. I for one will be avidly reading the Heron's results on a Monday morning for the rest of the season.
Top of the league after two matches! C'mon!
My nephew Jacob is playing his first season of competitive football. If you'd like a new team to support, please let me introduce you to Hernhill Herons, sponsored by Dawes, who play in the Faversham & District Under 7's friendly league. They have their own stats page -- complete with match reports -- on the Football Association Fulltime website [You need to pull down the Division tab to show Under 7's]. Jacob, George and Joe represent the spine of the team, and are Hernhill's very own Terry, Lampard and Rooney. My brother is the coach and tactical mastermind behind the teams early success. I for one will be avidly reading the Heron's results on a Monday morning for the rest of the season.
Top of the league after two matches! C'mon!
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Miracle Cure
On Monday morning I felt as if I might die from my asthma. Eight puffs of my magic new inhaler later, I feel on top of the world. I can breathe!
India's New Bed
Took Steph to Ikea on Saturday, so she could check out sofas and stuff for her new flat in Stone -- she has finally bought a place of her own (a mere £115,000/$201,000 for 1 bedroom) -- and so the we could purchase India a full-sized "big girls" daybed.
We were a little concerned at how she might react to being in a proper bed. You automatically assume that two-year olds will be falling out of bed in their sleep, or getting out of bed in the middle of the night and refusing to get back in, or jumping out of bed at six in the morning in order to walk downstairs and out of the front door whilst the parents snooze on unawares.
So far, so good.
She was very excited on Saturday when I was building the bed-frame and couldn't wait to get in. No tantrums at seeing her cot removed to the spare room. And over the course of four nights, she hasn't budged once from her bed. She seems very comfortable, and from her behaviour during the day, we think she's getting a better nights rest. Vic and I certainly are too -- we're not having to get up continously to retrieve dummies.
We have also noticed a lack of pee pee in her night nappies the last two mornings. Previously they were completely saturated, but all of a sudden they are almost dry. Theory? She's just sleeping deeply throughout the night and not peeing. This bodes well for the next great hurdle of potty training and no nappies.
On Monday morning I felt as if I might die from my asthma. Eight puffs of my magic new inhaler later, I feel on top of the world. I can breathe!
India's New Bed
Took Steph to Ikea on Saturday, so she could check out sofas and stuff for her new flat in Stone -- she has finally bought a place of her own (a mere £115,000/$201,000 for 1 bedroom) -- and so the we could purchase India a full-sized "big girls" daybed.
We were a little concerned at how she might react to being in a proper bed. You automatically assume that two-year olds will be falling out of bed in their sleep, or getting out of bed in the middle of the night and refusing to get back in, or jumping out of bed at six in the morning in order to walk downstairs and out of the front door whilst the parents snooze on unawares.
So far, so good.
She was very excited on Saturday when I was building the bed-frame and couldn't wait to get in. No tantrums at seeing her cot removed to the spare room. And over the course of four nights, she hasn't budged once from her bed. She seems very comfortable, and from her behaviour during the day, we think she's getting a better nights rest. Vic and I certainly are too -- we're not having to get up continously to retrieve dummies.
We have also noticed a lack of pee pee in her night nappies the last two mornings. Previously they were completely saturated, but all of a sudden they are almost dry. Theory? She's just sleeping deeply throughout the night and not peeing. This bodes well for the next great hurdle of potty training and no nappies.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Draw a target on my back
I've been poorly with my asthma over the last few weeks. I couldn't even read India a story over the weekend without struggling for breath and coughing.
I picked up a new asthma inhaler at lunchtime. A heavy-duty combo preventer/reliever called Seretide 250. India will love it because it's the colour purple, like Tinkywinky and my new car. It's a serious medicine. the Emperor of Inhalers, and gives you an idea of how bad my asthma has become. Seretide represents the last real chance to combat my asthma through an inhaler.
The lady at the chemists give me my new kit in a bag featuring a one-eyed monster bug-thingy with loads of teeth. I quote from the bag:
"The flu virus is a lot nastier than a cold. It can leave you weak and vulnerable to other more serious illnesses such as pneumonia and bronchitis.
If you have serious heart, kidney or liver disease, diabetes, respiratory problems like severe asthma, have a lowered immunity or you're 65 or over, you may not be strong enough to fight the effects of flu. Even if you had the jab last year, you'll need a new one this winter.
Contact your GP for your free flu jab now."
I'm having a flu jab a week next Saturday.
If Bird Flu ever transfers to humans in the UK (actually that should read WHEN), I'm a dead man walking.
I've been poorly with my asthma over the last few weeks. I couldn't even read India a story over the weekend without struggling for breath and coughing.
I picked up a new asthma inhaler at lunchtime. A heavy-duty combo preventer/reliever called Seretide 250. India will love it because it's the colour purple, like Tinkywinky and my new car. It's a serious medicine. the Emperor of Inhalers, and gives you an idea of how bad my asthma has become. Seretide represents the last real chance to combat my asthma through an inhaler.
The lady at the chemists give me my new kit in a bag featuring a one-eyed monster bug-thingy with loads of teeth. I quote from the bag:
"The flu virus is a lot nastier than a cold. It can leave you weak and vulnerable to other more serious illnesses such as pneumonia and bronchitis.
If you have serious heart, kidney or liver disease, diabetes, respiratory problems like severe asthma, have a lowered immunity or you're 65 or over, you may not be strong enough to fight the effects of flu. Even if you had the jab last year, you'll need a new one this winter.
Contact your GP for your free flu jab now."
I'm having a flu jab a week next Saturday.
If Bird Flu ever transfers to humans in the UK (actually that should read WHEN), I'm a dead man walking.
Friday, October 07, 2005
Time for a multiple post:
The Witching Hour
Vic is taking India to a Room with a Broom, Witches Party at nursery this afternoon. In order to get in the mood, Vic is forcing India to wear a 99p witches hat from Woolworths. Obviously Vic doesn't need to dress up.
Land of the Dead
Nothing beats a zombie movie and Land of the Dead is a good one. The bit where the mall-rampaging zombie gets stuck under a cafe table parasol is worth the ticket price alone. The film also features the stock zombie movie characters of Zombie Bride, Zombie Clown and Zombie Schoolboy. Much to Rob's chagrin, Zombie Babies were missing.
Imagine the cracked nipples.
NaNoWriMo
Wicked Imp is promoting the write a book in a month fest again. I've signed up. There is even a dedicated Regional Writing Group and Forum for Oxfordshire (one of the few hubs for the UK). There is absolutely no way that time will allow me to write 50,000 words in the month of November, but I'll use the exercise to write the first few chapters of some rubbish pulp fiction*. You've got to be on the writing train to enjoy the ride, as I might say in my nanowrimo entry.
* I think I'll call my first book Train Cops. The central characters will be a fiesty red-haired wonder woman detective, ala Ginger Woman, and her laid back partner. Think Mulder and Scully but with more action...
The Witching Hour
Vic is taking India to a Room with a Broom, Witches Party at nursery this afternoon. In order to get in the mood, Vic is forcing India to wear a 99p witches hat from Woolworths. Obviously Vic doesn't need to dress up.
Land of the Dead
Nothing beats a zombie movie and Land of the Dead is a good one. The bit where the mall-rampaging zombie gets stuck under a cafe table parasol is worth the ticket price alone. The film also features the stock zombie movie characters of Zombie Bride, Zombie Clown and Zombie Schoolboy. Much to Rob's chagrin, Zombie Babies were missing.
Imagine the cracked nipples.
NaNoWriMo
Wicked Imp is promoting the write a book in a month fest again. I've signed up. There is even a dedicated Regional Writing Group and Forum for Oxfordshire (one of the few hubs for the UK). There is absolutely no way that time will allow me to write 50,000 words in the month of November, but I'll use the exercise to write the first few chapters of some rubbish pulp fiction*. You've got to be on the writing train to enjoy the ride, as I might say in my nanowrimo entry.
* I think I'll call my first book Train Cops. The central characters will be a fiesty red-haired wonder woman detective, ala Ginger Woman, and her laid back partner. Think Mulder and Scully but with more action...
Monday, October 03, 2005
Stolen: My Identity
You may have heard of someone who has had their identity stolen. You can now change that to definitely heard of someone who has had their identity stolen.
We've been away for a week's holiday in Devon and Cornwall. On Monday we were called by a DC Scullett [made-up name] from Midsomershire police force who told us the following:
Some burglar crim had been nicked in Oxford on a job.
He had a load of documents on his person/in his car.
One of those documents was a typed up A4 sheet with Vic and my details on it.
We must have been broken into at Chinnor Road last August -- the day Vic's new passport was "delivered" but never received by us and around the time our address book mysteriously went missing.
Looks as if the passport courier tipped off the crim who then carded our front door and rummaged through our personal and financial details... and left without leaving any sign of forced entry.
Vic was obviously very upset at the news. I was quite cool.
But then we got home on Saturday to find witness statements for us to fill in, together with a photocopy of the notes the crim had on us.
And this is scary stuff:
All our bank account numbers and overdraft limits.
Credit card details and credit limits.
Our places of work.
National Insurance numbers.
My salary figure.
Dates of birth (although mine was a year out).
Our old home address.
Vic's mobile number.
Our parents names and addresses and ex-directory telephone numbers.
Vic's old hotmail account (misspelt) and password.
This would account for the dodgy transaction on my credit card in May.
Fortunately for us, they have neither our new address nor our mother's maiden names. The maiden names would open the flood gates of security by-passes...
The good news is that the crim is banged up and apart from one transaction we haven't been hit too hard (yet). The bad news is I'm left wondering how many other crims out there have our details.
And then we have more:
DC Scullett phones me up this morning to tell me that the police searched the crim's house over the weekend and found two email addresses with Vic and my names in them -- with passwords -- written on a piece of paper.
I ventured into vic_dobscrubandco to discover an empty hotmail account but a contact address in Montpellier, France. It would appear as if the crim has set up a phoney company / mail-forwarding address in Vic's name and has used it, or one similar to it -- to pick up some hot goods to return to the UK: DC Scullet (who clearly cannot use the internet) got quite excited when I told him of the address in Montpellier... apparently he found a big stash of plates and dishes, all from Montpellier, in the crim's house.
I shall enjoy my day in court.
Now go and buy yourself a shredder and a burglar alarm and never believe things simply get "lost" in the post.
You may have heard of someone who has had their identity stolen. You can now change that to definitely heard of someone who has had their identity stolen.
We've been away for a week's holiday in Devon and Cornwall. On Monday we were called by a DC Scullett [made-up name] from Midsomershire police force who told us the following:
Some burglar crim had been nicked in Oxford on a job.
He had a load of documents on his person/in his car.
One of those documents was a typed up A4 sheet with Vic and my details on it.
We must have been broken into at Chinnor Road last August -- the day Vic's new passport was "delivered" but never received by us and around the time our address book mysteriously went missing.
Looks as if the passport courier tipped off the crim who then carded our front door and rummaged through our personal and financial details... and left without leaving any sign of forced entry.
Vic was obviously very upset at the news. I was quite cool.
But then we got home on Saturday to find witness statements for us to fill in, together with a photocopy of the notes the crim had on us.
And this is scary stuff:
All our bank account numbers and overdraft limits.
Credit card details and credit limits.
Our places of work.
National Insurance numbers.
My salary figure.
Dates of birth (although mine was a year out).
Our old home address.
Vic's mobile number.
Our parents names and addresses and ex-directory telephone numbers.
Vic's old hotmail account (misspelt) and password.
This would account for the dodgy transaction on my credit card in May.
Fortunately for us, they have neither our new address nor our mother's maiden names. The maiden names would open the flood gates of security by-passes...
The good news is that the crim is banged up and apart from one transaction we haven't been hit too hard (yet). The bad news is I'm left wondering how many other crims out there have our details.
And then we have more:
DC Scullett phones me up this morning to tell me that the police searched the crim's house over the weekend and found two email addresses with Vic and my names in them -- with passwords -- written on a piece of paper.
I ventured into vic_dobscrubandco to discover an empty hotmail account but a contact address in Montpellier, France. It would appear as if the crim has set up a phoney company / mail-forwarding address in Vic's name and has used it, or one similar to it -- to pick up some hot goods to return to the UK: DC Scullet (who clearly cannot use the internet) got quite excited when I told him of the address in Montpellier... apparently he found a big stash of plates and dishes, all from Montpellier, in the crim's house.
I shall enjoy my day in court.
Now go and buy yourself a shredder and a burglar alarm and never believe things simply get "lost" in the post.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Chocolate is Sport
Part of my job involves travelling to Brussels to meet my Belgian paymasters. My boss' boss ("Capo di capo"?) is a Dutch guy who lives and works in Brussels. Belgium is known for three things:
Leonardo da Vinci ("O Draconian Devil!")
Tin Tin and Snowy*
Chocolates / Pralines
As one of my Belgian colleagues told me:
"In England your national sport is football. In Belgian it is chocolate."
So each trip to Brussels now means:
A waffle
A few pints of Hoegaarden
A 500g box of Belgian's finest choccies as a pressie for Vic
Unfortunately THE BEST Belgian chocs are made by neuhaus -- they are worth their weight in gold -- and consist of loads of butter and cream covered in top-notch choccy.
Vic is dairy intolerent remember.
What a shame....
[Snort, snort, oink, oink, sound of troughing]
* Hard-backed French language Tin Tin books retail at 8 euros. Soft-backed English language Tin Tin books -- in the same shop -- retail at 11 euros! Inferior product, higher price. Further proof that the rest of the EU hate us English: The translation and lower-print run cost argument doesn't add up either. Can you imagine the uproar in Brussels if French-language DVDs cost more than English-language DVDs?!!
Part of my job involves travelling to Brussels to meet my Belgian paymasters. My boss' boss ("Capo di capo"?) is a Dutch guy who lives and works in Brussels. Belgium is known for three things:
Leonardo da Vinci ("O Draconian Devil!")
Tin Tin and Snowy*
Chocolates / Pralines
As one of my Belgian colleagues told me:
"In England your national sport is football. In Belgian it is chocolate."
So each trip to Brussels now means:
A waffle
A few pints of Hoegaarden
A 500g box of Belgian's finest choccies as a pressie for Vic
Unfortunately THE BEST Belgian chocs are made by neuhaus -- they are worth their weight in gold -- and consist of loads of butter and cream covered in top-notch choccy.
Vic is dairy intolerent remember.
What a shame....
[Snort, snort, oink, oink, sound of troughing]
* Hard-backed French language Tin Tin books retail at 8 euros. Soft-backed English language Tin Tin books -- in the same shop -- retail at 11 euros! Inferior product, higher price. Further proof that the rest of the EU hate us English: The translation and lower-print run cost argument doesn't add up either. Can you imagine the uproar in Brussels if French-language DVDs cost more than English-language DVDs?!!
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Is it me you're looking for?
Hello.
I'm not dead.
I've just been hibernating.
Like a big grizzly bear.
Stretch. Yawn. Rah!
I can't believe I last posted in May.
I've been concentrating on other things -- like my new job and our new house -- and have made an effort to do some stuff that I either haven't done for ages, or I'm a complete virgin at. For example, I've been playing tennis and have joined the local snooker club. On the flipside, the blogging has died and I've officially retired from magic: I've not missed either.
I need to warm back up to this writing lark (I've obviously not been writing any magic articles either), so I'll just tell you want my new job is:
Financial Analyst
For a company that experiments on giant mutant albino rats and other cute animals.
The office is surrounded by razorwire.
The office is in Slough*.
The razorwire is there because of the threat from animal rights extremists, rather than just because the office is in Slough.
It is the same company that made my brother-in-law redundant.
I have a company car. It is grey, although India insists that it is purple and gets upset when told it isn't.
Other stuff:
India turned 2 years old yesterday.
We are expecting for mid March.
Any name suggestions -- boy or girl -- in the comments please.
I feel much better.
* It's just around the corner from THE OFFICE. Our local pub is THE PUB from THE OFFICE.
Hello.
I'm not dead.
I've just been hibernating.
Like a big grizzly bear.
Stretch. Yawn. Rah!
I can't believe I last posted in May.
I've been concentrating on other things -- like my new job and our new house -- and have made an effort to do some stuff that I either haven't done for ages, or I'm a complete virgin at. For example, I've been playing tennis and have joined the local snooker club. On the flipside, the blogging has died and I've officially retired from magic: I've not missed either.
I need to warm back up to this writing lark (I've obviously not been writing any magic articles either), so I'll just tell you want my new job is:
Financial Analyst
For a company that experiments on giant mutant albino rats and other cute animals.
The office is surrounded by razorwire.
The office is in Slough*.
The razorwire is there because of the threat from animal rights extremists, rather than just because the office is in Slough.
It is the same company that made my brother-in-law redundant.
I have a company car. It is grey, although India insists that it is purple and gets upset when told it isn't.
Other stuff:
India turned 2 years old yesterday.
We are expecting for mid March.
Any name suggestions -- boy or girl -- in the comments please.
I feel much better.
* It's just around the corner from THE OFFICE. Our local pub is THE PUB from THE OFFICE.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
37-3-21-3-3-3-2
India's chicken spots have scabbed over and she's over the pox for all intents. The total number of spots counted on her face and body was 37. She has had just one bad spot -- on her cheek -- which may or may not leave a small scar, apart from that she (and we) got off pretty lightly.
I'm seeing my solicitor later to discuss an offer of three months "gardening leave" that has been put on the table by my company. There's obviously a fine line between gardening leave, redundacy and unfair/constructive dismissal, but on the whole I'm happy with the offer:
I'm going anyway, so why not take the potential to earn "double wages" for a month or two, as long as I can secure another job within the next 13 weeks?
That's the gamble, but I'm confident in my abilities to find a decent position in the job marketplace at the moment.
The offer would also free up some time in which to assault the house with a second wave of decorating.
And finally...
What a night.
James Hussey summed it up in his one word text message after the game:
Unfuckingbelievable.
What a night of football.
Dudek's crazy Grobbo legs were the icing on the cake.
India's chicken spots have scabbed over and she's over the pox for all intents. The total number of spots counted on her face and body was 37. She has had just one bad spot -- on her cheek -- which may or may not leave a small scar, apart from that she (and we) got off pretty lightly.
I'm seeing my solicitor later to discuss an offer of three months "gardening leave" that has been put on the table by my company. There's obviously a fine line between gardening leave, redundacy and unfair/constructive dismissal, but on the whole I'm happy with the offer:
I'm going anyway, so why not take the potential to earn "double wages" for a month or two, as long as I can secure another job within the next 13 weeks?
That's the gamble, but I'm confident in my abilities to find a decent position in the job marketplace at the moment.
The offer would also free up some time in which to assault the house with a second wave of decorating.
And finally...
What a night.
James Hussey summed it up in his one word text message after the game:
Unfuckingbelievable.
What a night of football.
Dudek's crazy Grobbo legs were the icing on the cake.
Friday, May 20, 2005
Love is all around us
You may have noticed that I've updated my profile recently.
I added Jesus and Cement to my Interests.
You and I both know that have no real interest in Jesus, but people keep telling me that Jesus is all around me. If you click the link, you'll find hundreds of thousands of bloggers who include Jesus as one of their interests. Clearly most of them THINK Jesus is all around me.
Compare this to cement.
I KNOW that cement is all around me, and yet when you click the cement link, you'll find only FIVE bloggers in the world include this versatile building material in their list of interests. And three of these are clear comedy hits.
Makes you think doesn't it.
Ironically it was Madonna who told us that we are living in a material world, but the interests of bloggers just don't reflect this...
You may have noticed that I've updated my profile recently.
I added Jesus and Cement to my Interests.
You and I both know that have no real interest in Jesus, but people keep telling me that Jesus is all around me. If you click the link, you'll find hundreds of thousands of bloggers who include Jesus as one of their interests. Clearly most of them THINK Jesus is all around me.
Compare this to cement.
I KNOW that cement is all around me, and yet when you click the cement link, you'll find only FIVE bloggers in the world include this versatile building material in their list of interests. And three of these are clear comedy hits.
Makes you think doesn't it.
Ironically it was Madonna who told us that we are living in a material world, but the interests of bloggers just don't reflect this...
iPox
It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Rob arrived with a belated, and very generous, present from Chicago for me last week.
An iPod mini.
This makes me happy!
I'll be tuning it up this weekend, which is lucky, as apart from the FA Cup final, we won't be doing much else, because India has come down with chicken pox.
This morning's tally of spots was five little pin-pricks. I predict that her face and body will look like a plate of baked beans by Sunday.
Star Wars may have to wait.
Other news:
Rob came back for his mum and dad's 40th [ruby] wedding anniversary. They hosted a wonderful afternoon party, blessed by the weather, great live jazz and a top-notch BBQ. James and I were the grillmen and so far so good, no reports of any food poisoning. There were of course some bitter-sweet moments: When Rob's mum and dad "first" danced after the champagne toast, I couldn't help but feel very sorry for their tragic situation.
Larry treated me to a day out at the Zurich Premiership rugby final at Twickenham last Saturday. Great day out. Friendly atmosphere, some great rugby -- highlight being the half-time rubber-suited mascot seven's game. Twickers was an impressive venue too: You're close to the action and it's got a real cauldron feel. Thanks Lazza!
Quiet on the job front. Saw the recruitment agency on Friday, have gone on a couple of OK short-lists, now have to wait and see what happens.
It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Rob arrived with a belated, and very generous, present from Chicago for me last week.
An iPod mini.
This makes me happy!
I'll be tuning it up this weekend, which is lucky, as apart from the FA Cup final, we won't be doing much else, because India has come down with chicken pox.
This morning's tally of spots was five little pin-pricks. I predict that her face and body will look like a plate of baked beans by Sunday.
Star Wars may have to wait.
Other news:
Rob came back for his mum and dad's 40th [ruby] wedding anniversary. They hosted a wonderful afternoon party, blessed by the weather, great live jazz and a top-notch BBQ. James and I were the grillmen and so far so good, no reports of any food poisoning. There were of course some bitter-sweet moments: When Rob's mum and dad "first" danced after the champagne toast, I couldn't help but feel very sorry for their tragic situation.
Larry treated me to a day out at the Zurich Premiership rugby final at Twickenham last Saturday. Great day out. Friendly atmosphere, some great rugby -- highlight being the half-time rubber-suited mascot seven's game. Twickers was an impressive venue too: You're close to the action and it's got a real cauldron feel. Thanks Lazza!
Quiet on the job front. Saw the recruitment agency on Friday, have gone on a couple of OK short-lists, now have to wait and see what happens.
Thursday, May 12, 2005
A Kick in the Balls
I have an interview with a recruitment agency tomorrow. The ball is rolling. A couple of people have mailed me to ask if I'm alright. The answer is yes, but slightly stressed and bemused by things. The atmosphere here at work is polite and professional. Yesterday I used my rights under the Data Protection Act to access my personnel file, and low and behold discovered that I am officially being paid under the market rate for my job -- something my managers have insisted wasn't the case for 18 months...
With a job change imminent, I'm taking the opportunity to channel the winds of change in the direction of my fitness too. I went for a run last night and managed to complete the moderate course without dying. Due to an endless cycle of chest infections and complaints, it was the first proper exercise I've done in almost two years. Although the lungs stood up to the test, there was an unsurprising lack of power in my legs. Every time I tried to pick up the pace to something kin to our Paula, there was no response. Bottom of the thighs and backs of the calves are a little tender today: An indication of just how unfit I've become.
After my run I shared India's bath. India got out first and whilst she was towelled down, Vic asked her the fateful question:
"Where's Daddy's balls?"
To which India correctly pointed at them and replied:
"Kick! Kick!"
Talk about storing up trouble.
I have an interview with a recruitment agency tomorrow. The ball is rolling. A couple of people have mailed me to ask if I'm alright. The answer is yes, but slightly stressed and bemused by things. The atmosphere here at work is polite and professional. Yesterday I used my rights under the Data Protection Act to access my personnel file, and low and behold discovered that I am officially being paid under the market rate for my job -- something my managers have insisted wasn't the case for 18 months...
With a job change imminent, I'm taking the opportunity to channel the winds of change in the direction of my fitness too. I went for a run last night and managed to complete the moderate course without dying. Due to an endless cycle of chest infections and complaints, it was the first proper exercise I've done in almost two years. Although the lungs stood up to the test, there was an unsurprising lack of power in my legs. Every time I tried to pick up the pace to something kin to our Paula, there was no response. Bottom of the thighs and backs of the calves are a little tender today: An indication of just how unfit I've become.
After my run I shared India's bath. India got out first and whilst she was towelled down, Vic asked her the fateful question:
"Where's Daddy's balls?"
To which India correctly pointed at them and replied:
"Kick! Kick!"
Talk about storing up trouble.
Friday, April 15, 2005
The Pundits Say It's a Boy
Tamsin, my lovely sister-in-law, went into hospital this morning at 7.30 for her inducement. By the time you read this Vic and I may well have another nephew or niece.
Although we don't know for certain, we have read between the lines and reckon it's going to be a boy.
Either way, we wish Tam and Gav all the best for today. We understand that Tam was 6 cm dilated last night -- she's been suffering with pains and contractions since last weekend! -- but the hospital still plan to induce. And any lady who has been induced will tell you what a shit and painful experience it is...
Hopefully the new kid will arrive on the block today, as if he or she arrives tomorrow, they will forever clash with Vic's birthday.
Happy birthday Vic!
Tamsin, my lovely sister-in-law, went into hospital this morning at 7.30 for her inducement. By the time you read this Vic and I may well have another nephew or niece.
Although we don't know for certain, we have read between the lines and reckon it's going to be a boy.
Either way, we wish Tam and Gav all the best for today. We understand that Tam was 6 cm dilated last night -- she's been suffering with pains and contractions since last weekend! -- but the hospital still plan to induce. And any lady who has been induced will tell you what a shit and painful experience it is...
Hopefully the new kid will arrive on the block today, as if he or she arrives tomorrow, they will forever clash with Vic's birthday.
Happy birthday Vic!
Thursday, April 14, 2005
I Say, I Say, I Say
How do you manage to lock your car keys in a central-locking car?
Together with your mobile [cell] phone, house keys...
...and 18 month-old daughter?
How do you explain to your husband, who is a 30 minute drive away, that you've managed the above and could he go home immediately to pick up the spare car keys?
Answers on a postcard please to my wife.
Thankfully India slept through the whole event, and apart from one upset and panicky Vicster -- who also managed to phone the police (who couldn't help) -- and one annoyed Nobby, no harm was done.
I'm sure in a few years time, we'll all look back and laugh about it.
[As an aside, this wasn't my Ginger Woman-esque superhero moment]
How do you manage to lock your car keys in a central-locking car?
Together with your mobile [cell] phone, house keys...
...and 18 month-old daughter?
How do you explain to your husband, who is a 30 minute drive away, that you've managed the above and could he go home immediately to pick up the spare car keys?
Answers on a postcard please to my wife.
Thankfully India slept through the whole event, and apart from one upset and panicky Vicster -- who also managed to phone the police (who couldn't help) -- and one annoyed Nobby, no harm was done.
I'm sure in a few years time, we'll all look back and laugh about it.
[As an aside, this wasn't my Ginger Woman-esque superhero moment]
Life Can Change in a Day
We moved. The packers were excellent and made it a pretty stress-free experience. I'll give you a virtual tour tomorrow. Think 1989 Travelodge meets the Circus of Death wallpaper -- in every room. We still have rooms full of boxes. India didn't freak out -- she postively loves the extra space in which she can race dolly's pushchair around / play football in.
I am back on the Sports and Social committee at work.
It is our 4th wedding anniversary today. Feels like yesterday we got married. I love my wife more and more everyday, blah, blah, blurg. Happy anniversary dear.
Rob's back from Chicago. Last week his Dad was admitted to hospital with blurred vision, dizzyness and slightly slurred speech. It wasn't alcohol. It's a brain tumour. The prognosis isn't good either. Rob was expecting the very worst news to be "your Dad only has 12 months", but having been through cancer with Gran last year, I suspected that it might be quicker than that. The doctors have predicted he only has months. Rob's Dad is going to have a course of radiotherapy and look at some other alternative therapy options, so there's still some hope, but that is one mighty big clock ticking. Rob is still in shock -- none of the family can quite believe it, as his Dad's symptoms have come out of the blue. It's so difficult to find the right words to comfort Rob -- it is impossible to put any positive spin on a desperate situation like this and there's nothing you can do to make things better.
I'm just so sorry for his Dad and the whole family.
We moved. The packers were excellent and made it a pretty stress-free experience. I'll give you a virtual tour tomorrow. Think 1989 Travelodge meets the Circus of Death wallpaper -- in every room. We still have rooms full of boxes. India didn't freak out -- she postively loves the extra space in which she can race dolly's pushchair around / play football in.
I am back on the Sports and Social committee at work.
It is our 4th wedding anniversary today. Feels like yesterday we got married. I love my wife more and more everyday, blah, blah, blurg. Happy anniversary dear.
Rob's back from Chicago. Last week his Dad was admitted to hospital with blurred vision, dizzyness and slightly slurred speech. It wasn't alcohol. It's a brain tumour. The prognosis isn't good either. Rob was expecting the very worst news to be "your Dad only has 12 months", but having been through cancer with Gran last year, I suspected that it might be quicker than that. The doctors have predicted he only has months. Rob's Dad is going to have a course of radiotherapy and look at some other alternative therapy options, so there's still some hope, but that is one mighty big clock ticking. Rob is still in shock -- none of the family can quite believe it, as his Dad's symptoms have come out of the blue. It's so difficult to find the right words to comfort Rob -- it is impossible to put any positive spin on a desperate situation like this and there's nothing you can do to make things better.
I'm just so sorry for his Dad and the whole family.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Quick Fire
It's my financial year end, so I'm busy, busy, busy.
Here are some headlines:
We move tomorrow. The packers are in today and have boxed up our life in less than 6 hours. The oven at our new house is bust apparently and the kitchen will have to be ripped apart in order to repair it. We can have £250 to the repair cost though.
In an attempt to move away from the "no-trainers, I like Buena Vista Social Club" grey man stereotype, I am wallowing in the sound that those kids like -- rock, hard rock. Those Queens of the Stone Age rock man.
I am more of a local superhero than even Ginger Woman -- more on this once we've moved.
I hate my job. My bosses are cretins.
India's words include "turtle" and "daddy, your bosses are fuckwits". I don't know how she will cope come tomorrow's move: she will freak out that our house has changed.
It's my financial year end, so I'm busy, busy, busy.
Here are some headlines:
We move tomorrow. The packers are in today and have boxed up our life in less than 6 hours. The oven at our new house is bust apparently and the kitchen will have to be ripped apart in order to repair it. We can have £250 to the repair cost though.
In an attempt to move away from the "no-trainers, I like Buena Vista Social Club" grey man stereotype, I am wallowing in the sound that those kids like -- rock, hard rock. Those Queens of the Stone Age rock man.
I am more of a local superhero than even Ginger Woman -- more on this once we've moved.
I hate my job. My bosses are cretins.
India's words include "turtle" and "daddy, your bosses are fuckwits". I don't know how she will cope come tomorrow's move: she will freak out that our house has changed.
Friday, April 01, 2005
iPod therefore I am
We finally exchanged contracts on the houses a week last Friday. I can't express how much of a relief it was. We got screwed by both ends of the chain at the last moment, tarnishing the whole process, but Vic and I are both settling into the idea that we're moving.
Things have been hectic. Although we're not moving until the 7th of April, we've been busy booking removal firms and spending time and money on new sofas, bedroom furniture and kitchen quotes. It's an expensive business moving house...
I'm currently burying my head in colour charts -- I can't wait to strip off all the hideous decor at our new place and start licking the walls with Apple Meadow, Chocolate Contessa and Almond White. Mmmmmm, right tasty.
Unfortunately, our buyer gazundered us at the last minute, meaning we don't have £3,500 to spend on things round the house and the odd treat or two.
One of those treats may well have been a mini iPod, as a handful of buddies have been singing the praises of the little babies. In order to assess the functionality and appeal of these new whizzy gadgets, I borrowed [work] Lynn's new iPod and got it up and running for her. Took a bit of tweaking and general head-scratching, but now it's churning out the crystal clear digital music, I'm loathed to hand it back.
Here's hoping she hates it and decides to give it to me.
I want one.
[note to readers: this should have been posted 2 weeks ago]
We finally exchanged contracts on the houses a week last Friday. I can't express how much of a relief it was. We got screwed by both ends of the chain at the last moment, tarnishing the whole process, but Vic and I are both settling into the idea that we're moving.
Things have been hectic. Although we're not moving until the 7th of April, we've been busy booking removal firms and spending time and money on new sofas, bedroom furniture and kitchen quotes. It's an expensive business moving house...
I'm currently burying my head in colour charts -- I can't wait to strip off all the hideous decor at our new place and start licking the walls with Apple Meadow, Chocolate Contessa and Almond White. Mmmmmm, right tasty.
Unfortunately, our buyer gazundered us at the last minute, meaning we don't have £3,500 to spend on things round the house and the odd treat or two.
One of those treats may well have been a mini iPod, as a handful of buddies have been singing the praises of the little babies. In order to assess the functionality and appeal of these new whizzy gadgets, I borrowed [work] Lynn's new iPod and got it up and running for her. Took a bit of tweaking and general head-scratching, but now it's churning out the crystal clear digital music, I'm loathed to hand it back.
Here's hoping she hates it and decides to give it to me.
I want one.
[note to readers: this should have been posted 2 weeks ago]
Friday, February 18, 2005
Nobby the talking clock
"Nobby recognises some voices better than others and works best when you talk to him at a distance of 1m. Don't shout or swear at him as he gets offended - he accused our testers of getting out of bed the wrong side when they barked out a question to him."
Uncanny.
"Nobby recognises some voices better than others and works best when you talk to him at a distance of 1m. Don't shout or swear at him as he gets offended - he accused our testers of getting out of bed the wrong side when they barked out a question to him."
Uncanny.
Another 100 points
Some things you just don't blog.
For example, you'd be wise not to blog if you murder someone. Or have an affair. Or you're a gentleman who enjoys wearing ladies clothing at the weekend.
One thing I didn't blog last time was the first 12 weeks of our pregnancy with India. You can't be too careful can you...
So it made sense not to blog our pregnancy this time either.
Unfortunately -- as about one third of the people who read this already know -- we suffered a miscarriage two weeks ago. An emergency scan showed that at ten weeks, our pregnancy had not developed past the six week stage and there was no sign of a heart beat. A few days later Vic suffered some terrible and extremely scary bleeding, that saw us rush her into A&E at three in the morning. It hit her hard.
Things have settled down now. Vic's bleeding has stopped and, despite a few tearful moments, we're OK.
I've had a week off work with a chest infection. I badly needed it as the events of the last few months (two deaths, exams, house move, lost buyer, miscarriage) caught up with me last Thursday and in a fit of exhaustion, I felt on the brink of a depression. Completely drained physically and mentally. I felt as if I was in a little boat -- that had sprung a leak -- on a great boiling black sea. After some proper rest, things don't seem quite so bleak now.
Some things you just don't blog.
For example, you'd be wise not to blog if you murder someone. Or have an affair. Or you're a gentleman who enjoys wearing ladies clothing at the weekend.
One thing I didn't blog last time was the first 12 weeks of our pregnancy with India. You can't be too careful can you...
So it made sense not to blog our pregnancy this time either.
Unfortunately -- as about one third of the people who read this already know -- we suffered a miscarriage two weeks ago. An emergency scan showed that at ten weeks, our pregnancy had not developed past the six week stage and there was no sign of a heart beat. A few days later Vic suffered some terrible and extremely scary bleeding, that saw us rush her into A&E at three in the morning. It hit her hard.
Things have settled down now. Vic's bleeding has stopped and, despite a few tearful moments, we're OK.
I've had a week off work with a chest infection. I badly needed it as the events of the last few months (two deaths, exams, house move, lost buyer, miscarriage) caught up with me last Thursday and in a fit of exhaustion, I felt on the brink of a depression. Completely drained physically and mentally. I felt as if I was in a little boat -- that had sprung a leak -- on a great boiling black sea. After some proper rest, things don't seem quite so bleak now.
