Exams

Been and gone. They were both unmitigated disasters. Poor time management and too many gaps in my answers. Very frustrated and unhappy, as I'd prepared well for both. Frankly, the last 10 weeks have been wasted, I've missed out on some one-off social events, and life's potential golden age gets put on hold for another six months. Plus, I've got to do them all again in November. Joy.


Big Brother

Kitten should be put in a sack and drowned.
Shel seems the only straight non-ego in the house, so her odds of 5-1 seem reasonable.
Dan is the sort of man [if you believe Dan] to break Scott "Straight But Gay Icon" in.


Crop Circles

Rob was back from Chicago weekend before last. What do you do when your gay best mate comes to visit? Do you get out the wax and let Rob deforest the hair on your upper arms? Do you wave goodbye to those "Crop Circles" -- as your wife and friends affectionately call them? Are you surprised when the newly smooth and boyish arms start sprouting new -- and thicker -- replacement hair almost immediately?

It's amazing what you do after a few drinks and your daughter is asleep, blocking the route to the games cupboard...

And girls, waxing does hurt -- what's all the fuss?!