The office Christmas party

Tomorrow night sees our office Christmas party -- entitled Moonlit in Marrakech -- taking place for the second year running at Legoland.

This might sound exciting, until you realise that by Legoland they mean in a big marquee in the car park, rather than in amongst the park rides. The Marrakech theme extends to "exotic" [belly?] dancers, cous cous, coffee, peppermint tea, the chance to win a free carpet and the crowd-pulling Camel Rodeo machine.

Dodgems, casino, disco, leering Morrocan guys behind the free bar, assorted bongs, and crappy coaches, complete the night.

Unfortunately, due to cashflow issues, I'm not going.

Obviously I'm gutted to be missing out on the Camel Rodeo.

...so much so, that I've got the hump.