The Awareness Course

An announcement has just come over our telephone tannoy system to inform us that the "Property Awareness Training Course" is about to begin.

Presumably, if it is a Basic Property Awareness Training Course, the tutor is going stand next to his wall-projected PowerPoint presentation saying "This is a door... this is a window... and this is an internal wall."

The Advanced Course deals with lifts, stairways and water-coolers.

Our storeman, Victor, reckons he's been on a Shelf Awareness Course.